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T. Junpei ([personal profile] misanthropicprinciple) wrote2018-02-21 03:11 pm
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ALR5 Inventory

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1
Foego - A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is .

2
Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.

3
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.

4
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

5
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.

6
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

7
Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like the moon.

8
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?

9
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.

10
Wolfjob - A 3D model of a wolf giving a guy a handjob. Pawjob?

11
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like watermelon.

12
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.


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